My lame yet so AWESOME life

Humor post non serious

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:13:02 -0600

REASONS TO BE GLAD WE HAVE DIABETES (Humor post non serious)

*In a group hostage situation you can be sure you’ll be among the first to be released, faster than you can jingle your MedicAlert bracelet and say “hey, does anyone have a drink? I’m feeling thirsty …”

*You can speak with some authority on the subject of diabetes - unlike say, the subject of the current up-to-date situation in the Middle East - and wow friends and family with statistics and lots of complex, polysyllabic words like “hypoglycemia.”

*Rort the system and use it to get out of tricky university exams.

*When friends are arguing about where to go out to eat, you can say “I have to eat NOW” loudly - which usually means that they will exchange worried looks and hurry to the restaurant of your choice, little knowing that really you were just hungry and didn’t feel like Thai.

*Who wants a fully functional pancreas anyway? It’s so common.

*Even though you may have no letters from that secret admirer, you’ll always have diabetes-related junk mail so you can know at least that you’ll have something to pull out of the mailbox in case neighbours are watching.

*You get to finely hone your swearing abilities with all those times when your BSL isn’t what you expected.

*Enjoy the giddy feeling of living dangerously ALL THE TIME: “Bungee jumping? A walking tour in Zaire? PAH! I have DIABETES!”

*When annoying men ask you “why do you always drink Diet Coke? You’re so image- conscious. Girls are always worried about their weight..” you can reply with “I have diabetes” and watch in delight as they turn bright red and mumble an apology.

*Thanks to (occasional of course) hypos and very high blood sugars, you can experience unique body sensations and hallucinatory adventures without the use of illegal, expensive drugs: a cheaper night out!

*Should you ever meet that special someone and s/he happens to have diabetes, you’ll always have something to talk about during those Awkward Silences. You can also employ unique flirting techniques: “I’ll show you my injection bruises if you show me yours …”

*Should you ever NOT meet that special someone on a blind date or otherwise, just pull out your handy drug kit and excuse yourself for a well needed “fix” in the toilet.

*Getting a tattoo is a breeze - it just feels like a few more injections than normal (and yes I do have one!)

*Amuse yourself by trying to predict exactly what your BSL will be after that piece of sugar-coated mud cake, with honey and ice cream on the side.

*A counselor talking to a diabetic “you are very lucky to have this problem, your house is saved now. No thief will enter your house in the night, as you keep going to toilet frequently

fuckyeahlaughters: egberts: mabeltron3000: oomshi: me when...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:40:04 -0600

fuckyeahlaughters:

egberts:

mabeltron3000:

oomshi:

me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds

Jesus Christ what is happening

we’re going to mcdonalds

What. Is. Going. On? I can’t stop laughing!!!!!

:( it’s one of those day :(

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:34:47 -0600

:( it’s one of those day :(

If only the world could love what God created

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:01:20 -0600

If only the world could love what God created

Today I felt pretty. But not pretty enough as ny hubby would...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 21:42:27 -0600

Today I felt pretty. But not pretty enough as ny hubby would like me to feel about myself

The hubby and I

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:19:42 -0600

It’s official my husband and I are a little on the crazy side okay okay a lot on the crazy side. We can make each other laugh for hours and people just look at us like we are crazy lol

nobrainslob: grotle: if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:49:36 -0600

nobrainslob:

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out

‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*

I know a guy or two or three man truth be told i know many lol

Blah!

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 19:47:37 -0600

I have no friends my phone is silent and I only have me to blame :(

diabetichealthandwellness: lol This is how I’ve been...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:44:01 -0600

diabetichealthandwellness:

lol

This is how I’ve been feeling for weeks now!!! Lol so thirsty but then 2 minutes later I gotta pee lol

of course he is gonna choose his sister over you. it's always family > anyone DUH. why are you even mad? he's not your slave. unpacking is easy you clingy broad

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 11:37:33 -0600

So your the type to talk shit anonymous thats great for you little punk but you have no idea how much unpacking I have to do and not just unpacking but put shit together moving heavy ass shit up and down stairs we have a 3 level house with 8 rooms a huge house so yeah I have a right to be angry and for him to want this done by the weekend you know what I dont have to explain myself to you oh and on the whole last part of your wonderful anonymous note I’m way beyond that stupid shit I give him all the damn space he wants to do whatever the fuck he wants so piss off! Have a great life.

Ugh

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:27:53 -0600

I’m so upset that my husband would rather go help his sister then help me his WIFE unpack and set the house. It will always be his sister over me always and it hurts because even when I talk to him about it he gets upset and goes on her side even tho she calls herself a Christian she plays these games and manipulate my husband. Instead of having a monster in law I have a sister monster in law im so angry and sad that now im crying because I have to do this unpacking alone and he doesn’t see that I need his help not just unpacking but emotionally since this is the first time I move away from my family there is always something always.

Facebook

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 19:55:06 -0600

Deactivated!!!!

rlyhigh: I JUST CHOKED...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 10:41:10 -0600

rlyhigh:

I JUST CHOKED IFGNFDKJSLHGJHDLJKSJAFKLDSHAFKLJXHAKFDSA

I just spit out all my cereal hahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Hmmm....

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:00:56 -0600

Either my blood sugar is high or I’m really dehydrated and every little sip of water is making me pee about a million to one time.. I soo don’t want to check my blood sugar now

jojo-thedestroyer: Number one rule of...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:30:47 -0600

jojo-thedestroyer:

Number one rule of Tumblr.

hottay.

He looks good O.O

my friends on facebook gotta look at this ;)

Always. Reblog. No. Matter. What. Blog. You. Have.

Baby

i feel like i dont have the right to use tumblr if i dont reblog this

I would tumble dat ass in bed.

Hottie

thehemospectrum: thepedospectrum: thehemospectrum: louisharrystylinson: thehemospectrum: what...

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 13:04:26 -0600

thehemospectrum:

thepedospectrum:

thehemospectrum:

louisharrystylinson:

thehemospectrum:

what if our fingers were only as long as our toes

I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

i think this is getting a little

out of hand

i love you

what if our toes where as long as our fingers?

There are lots of talented people on tumblr. I, for one, am great at pressing the reblog button.

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 12:54:04 -0600

fuckyeahlaughters:

yeah pretty much

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:55:02 -0700

yeah pretty much

i soo wanna do this lol

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:53:15 -0700

i soo wanna do this lol

hahahaaaa

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:52:23 -0700

hahahaaaa